Much thanks to Will Clark for coming up with this idea. The original song is of course “Sexyback”.

Every now and then, I stop and think, “Erin, should you really be having this much fun writing about Nazis? It’s disrespectful, or something…”

And then I find a gag like this.

[Major]
I’m bringin’ Nazi back
Them other fascists don’t know how to act
I think it’s time that we came back.
So come with us and I’ll pick up the slack

[Soldiers]
Take it to der bridge!

[Major]
Deuchland Babe
You see these missiles baby, time to play.
I’ll let you shoot them if I misbehave.
It’s just that war makes me feel this way

[Soliders]
Take it to the chorus!

[Doc]
Come here childe
Down to the Lab
M-16?
FREAK Chips on me
Lemme see what we’re working with
Look at those bombs
You make me smile
Go ‘head child
And get your Nazi on

[Rip]
He’s bringin’ Nazi back
Them other Führers don’t know how to act
Sir, let me make up for the things you lack
Cause I know, Schrö will screw it up fast

[Schrö]
Take it to the bridge!

[Major]
Deuchland Babe
You see these missles baby, time to play
I’ll let you shoot them if I misbehave
It’s just that war makes me feel this way

[Schrö]
Take it to the chorus!

[Doc]
Come here child.
Come to the Lab
M-16
FREAK Chips on me
Lemme see what we’re working with
Look at those bombs
You make me smile
Go ‘head child
And get your Nazi on

[Major]
You ready?

I’m bringin’ Nazi back
You Hellsing Soldiers watch how I attack

[Integra]
If that’s your plan, better watch your back
Cuz Alucard’s watching and that’s a fact.