Today’s strip brought to you in glamorous Chibi-Vision:

Alucard: You must have been a very good kiss.

Pip: Hey! I am the very good kiss!

Alucard: I beg to differ.

Pip: Well, I wasn’t trying with you! I’m good when I try. Ask any of my men!

Alucard: And they would know this how?

Pip: …That didn’t come out right.