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This is my friend Josh. He lends me The West Wing; I lend him Hellsing. It’s like the Circle of Life, only with TV shows.

The real world.

Friend: What are you doing?

Erin: Comics.

Friend: You have a comic?

Erin: Yep. I put it online.

Friend: Can I be in it?

Erin: No.

Friend: Why not?

Erin: You’d die.

Friend: Are you sure about that?

Erin: All the other characters are either vampires or very good with guns.

Civilians and extras tend to get eaten.

Friend: Oh.

What if you did a comic about how I want to be in a comic?

Erin: But that wouldn’t be funny.

Friend: Well, what if I “forgot” to lend you the next season of The West Wing?

Erin: Okay, okay, I’m drawing here!

Friend: You know my eyes are thicker and closer together than that, right?

Erin: Yeah, but it’s anime.

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Alucard: Mercenary, did you know that vampires have…

unusual physical traits?

Pip: Nope. An’ frankly…

…you ain’t my type, so I don’t want to know how many of what you can produce.

Alucard: Interesting, the places your mind goes to.

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Alucard: Now, to business. I believe you have taken something from my Master.

Pip: Hmm…nope. Not really.

Alucard: Are you certain? Because if you have, it would be in your best interest to return it.

Pip: I have absolutely nothin’ she’d be interested in.

Alucard: A most…unfortunate answer.

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(He knows.)

Alucard: Hello, Master. What could you possibly want at this time of day?

Integra: Two things. First, Captain Bernadette is outside with an envelope. Retrieve it.

Alucard: Wait. Did he–

Integra: Second, do not ask how he got it.

Alucard: Understood, Master.

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