Today’s very special HellSING! is brought to you by Lars Thorsen, who not only wrote his own parody but went and sang it.

I always will remember,
’twas a year ago November,
I went out to hunt some Freaks
I’d been aching to for weeks.
I went and shot the enemies My Master likes the least:
Two Vampires, seven Nazis, and a Priest.

I was in no mood to trifle,
I took out my trusty Jackal
Sallied forth to stalk my prey,
what a haul I made that day!
I killed them for My Master, and I hoped she’d think it cool:
Two Vampires, seven Nazis, and a Ghoul.

Integral took it hard, she
restricted my control art,
The worst punishment I ever endured.
It turned out there was a reason:
She’d been framed for Treason,
And the Tower of London wasn’t insured.

Seras asks me how to do it,
and I say “There’s nothin’ to it,
You just stand there lookin’ cute
and when something bites, you shoot!”
And there’s ten vanquished foes in the Pit’o’Hell – REAL HOT:
Two Vampires, seven Nazis, and an Ancient Demon God