When I posted this year’s Christmas Fanservice on DA, Wire-Master left a comment that inspired “Jingle Bells”, and the rest of these followed from there.

It’s back! With OVA II (actually out this time) comes a second CD of Hellsing-themed holiday music. Pick one up and sing along! (It’s worth buying just for the sexy interior art!) A sample of the songs on this edition:

Jingle Bells
Dashing through the sky
In an eight-eyed horse-drawn sleigh
O’er the clouds we go
Firing all the way!

Shots through ghouls’ hearts ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A slaying song tonight! Oh!

jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride
In an eight-eyed horse-drawn sleigh, hey!

jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride
In an eight-eyed horse-drawn sleigh!

Jolly Old Saint Nicholas
Jolly Father Anderson
Throw your knives this way
Don’t you tell a single soul
Who you’re going to slay

Armageddon’s coming soon
Now you dear old man
Throw knives at the Popemobile
Crack it if you can

Silver Bells
Hellsing mansion, stately mansion,
For an ambush prepared
In the air there’s a huge fleet of zeppelins

See the ships crash
Hear the Geese gasp
This is Seras’ big scene
And above on the rooftop you see

Giant guns (Giant guns)
Massive ones (Freakin’ huge)
it’s showdown time at the mansion

Silent Night
Silent night, bloody night
Ghouls destroyed in the fight
Till yon virgin commander chides
Seras, formerly tender and mild:
Stop, please do this no more;
Stop, please do this no more

(This special volume is not available in stores, but you can pre-order it now! Just send me US$19.95 — cash, check, credit, or PayPal — and I’ll get back to you as soon as it’s out.)