Meimi Haneoka is the gymnast, acrobat, magician, and thief who serves as heroine of the series Saint Tail.
(Note from 2008: The fact that, a year and a half after this storyline, Stephen Colbert actually participated in a dance-off featuring an angry repressed ambitious Catholic and a hot young Asian . . . is just a coincidence. I’m sure.)
Stephen: While they rest up and get rehydrated, let’s sit down with our two prospective Pray Pray Revolution champions. What’s your name?
Enrico: Enrico Maxwell.
Meimi: Meimi Haneoka.
Stephen: Where are you from?
Enrico: Just up the road.
Meimi: Seira and I are from Japan.
Stephen: Tell us a little about yourself.
Enrico: I’m going to win.
Meimi: I’m a gymnast and an acrobat.
Stephen: John Paul II: great Pope, or greatest Pope?
Enrico: Dude. Leo I was so much better.