On security detail is Otakon panelist Jasmine. (That’s an engagement ring on her poorly drawn hand.)
Staffer: I need seriious backup at the dealer’s room. Fast!
Enrico: What’s going on?
Staffer: Oh, it’s terrible. It’s chaos!
Someone brought in an uncut, uncensored version of the Gospel of Mary, in the original Greek. Hundreds of people are trying to get to the auction!
Staffer: Exactly. If we don’t get in there, they’re going to burn the auctioneer at the stake.