Enrico (narrating): Catholicon 1990: 12th annual convention of Catholic enthusiasts. It was my first.
Enrico: Heinkel, help me with my hair.
Heinkel: Dude, I’m not doing your hair! You should’ve cosplayed somebody who wasn’t bald.
Enrico: Hey, I have a bald wig! I just need help with it.
Heinkel: You could’ve just sucked it up and gotten a haircut.
If you keep arguing, I’ll drive back to Ferdinant Lukes and we’ll sort it out there.
Heinkel & Enrico: Yes, Father.