If you’ve read the first R.O.D manga, you know what kind of research Yomiko has “helped” Nenene with before.

Yomiko (thinking): We have to “do something so cool that it makes them pass out for sheer joy.” Like what? What would Sensei do?

Nenene (imagined): {Yomiko, I’m writing a new book.}

Yomiko (thiking): That probably doesn’t help.

Nenene (imagined): {Will you help me with the research?}

Yomiko (thinking): That might help, but I’m not going to suggest it.

Pip fan: But it’s really the fact that he’s a perv that made me love him. I adore someone that can be totally serious one moment, killing freak vampires and stuff, and then make bad jokes about a kitty cat.

Seras fan: And what’s with the uniform? It needs to be waayyy longer on the skirt. If he wasn’t so old, I would think Walter was making a pass at her!

Alucard fan 1: He’s just awesome, from the outfit to the guns! For Pete’s sake, how can you go wrong with a vampiric gunman? Not to mention his power–guy can do damn near anything without any apparent effort or losing an ounce of composure! And he’s completely batty! Everybody loves a crazy man! They’re a staple! He’s got freaking everything, immortality, power, knowledge

Alucard fan 2: who just ends up crying and curling on the floor while others save the day?