Walter fan: HO SNAP, WALTER! I LUFFLUEZ HIM SO MUCH WITH HIS HAWT OLD GUY BADASSEDNESS!!!!!!! I bet his blood ish rather tasty n’ stuff….OH! I BET HE USES TEH WIRES IN HIS LUFF LIFE!!!!!
Seras fan: OMIGOSHH!!! Seras pwns! I mean, isn’t she the coolest!? She and Pip need to totally hook-up!
Pip fan: Who can’t love a red head? Or a french man? Or a french red head! Pip’s so cool, ’cause he’s a pervert, and he can shoot guns all nifty like, and he really likes Seras! He’s so sweet when he tries to be!
Alucard fan: Well, I’d be all over Integra, but my girlfriend would kill me, so I’ll take Alucard.
Yomiko: And all of this is normal?
Integra: You get used to it.