One familiar explanation later…

Fan 1: I LOVE YOU YOMIKO!

Fan 2: She’s a tough girl!

Yomiko: Oh, I understand these guys now.

They’re just what I am to Nenene-sensei!

Integra: It’s not quite like that, no…

Walter: Unless she writes RPF, that is.

Walter fan: This is why I just stick to my happy little genfic corner of fandom.