One familiar explanation later…
Fan 1: I LOVE YOU YOMIKO!
Fan 2: She’s a tough girl!
Yomiko: Oh, I understand these guys now.
They’re just what I am to Nenene-sensei!
Integra: It’s not quite like that, no…
Walter: Unless she writes RPF, that is.
Walter fan: This is why I just stick to my happy little genfic corner of fandom.