Jackal fan: Mmmmm gun gun gun gun gun! I looove the Jackal, it’s so big, so strong, so powerful, so easy to decapitate with. Such a
Seras fan: Oh My god! It’s Seras! She has the biggest gun ever; it’s so big, so powerful! It can take out a tank and isn’t no namby-pamby peashooter like Alucard’s or simply pathetic like Father Alexander’s knives! It’s the best weapon ever, I love it so much, and because she owns it, her too! She’s just the best ever because of her gun! It must be like, a 75mm bore! That’s big, bigger then big, that’s the biggest and baddest personal weapon ever!
Pip: A fangirl for a weapon? That’s new.
Seras: I don’t know…this fanboy’s been gushing over my Harkonnen Cannon.
Jackal fan: looong barrel that I just want to hug and squeeze and rub between my… *blush* What? Can’t a girl have a private moment with a weapon of destruction!?
Pip: Yeah, but this is hot. Although I’m sure your gun could be just as interesting if you…
Seras: Shove it, Captain.
Heinkel fan: Anderson was insane to choose Integra over her! Heinkel Heinkel HEINKEL!