Erin: After posting a testimony to Alucard-devotion in a recent inbox strip, I got a follow-up email from the loving fangirl:

Reader: no man im serious. i will start BLOOD SACRIFICES and RELAY THINGS AND
ANYTHING I CAN POSSIBLY DO TO GIVE HIM SOME SORT OF HUGGLE/SIGN OF DEEP AND
DEVOTED AFFECTION! I EVEN GOT MARRIED TO MY MANGA! I HAVE THE WEDDING
RIIIIIINNNGGGGGGGG
WE HAVE CHILDREN! I HAVE THEM PLANNNEDD OUTTTTTTTTTTTTT AND EVERYTHING
I WILL PAY MONEY SOMEHOW! I WILL DO ANYTHING! I WILL TEAR OUT MY OWN BEATING
HEART AND SEND IT TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its just *SOB* my passion burns so deeply! like a RAGING FIRE OR A VOLCANO
OR SOMETHING! THE EQUATOR! THE CORE OF THE EARTH!!!!!!!!!! i just never got
this form thingie cause i was AWWAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

*ahem*
sorry for the bother

Erin: No bother at all — this is quality entertainment. If I got emails like this every day, I’d never have to write another Sunday strip myself again!