Sir Catherine the Integra fangirl (from the first panel) and Tricia the Walter fangirl (from the second) are cosplaying partners in crime; PurgatoriX (newly arrived on Walter’s head) is an unaffiliated Walter fangirl.

[EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!]

Integra: Walter! Close that door!

Walter: I’m sorry, sir, but I’m in a bit of a spot at the moment.

Walter-cosplayer: Sir Catherine! Do you need anything, milady?

Integra-cosplayer (thinking): I want to help her…I wish there was something I could do!

Alucard fan 1: I mean come on. That hair. That fangy smile! How could you resist that wonderful-ness that is known as Alucard? He’s just so cool, and so sexy, and so irresistible, and he can suck my blood any time he wants, oh!

Pip fan 1: Sure, Alucard’s got those big fancy guns, and Walter has his floss, but they don’t have the suave, awesomeness Frenchiness that is Pip! He’s got that awesome long braid that’s

Seras fan 1: bright red eyes, so full of emotion, so tender, revealing your last precious trace of humanity! I relish in your golden hair, your

Integra fan 1: minion! She’s great with a gun and she has a commanding personality and she looks great whenever she does anything!

Walter fan 1: Gasp! Walter! It’s really you!

Walter fan 2: Holy crackers, it’s Walter! Oh, you have no idea how long I’ve wanted to meet you! I’m such a huuuge fan, you wouldn’t believe! When I saw you for the first

Integra fan 2: Not to mention the no-nonsense attitude. And lets hear it for Non-Political Correctness!

Integra fan 3: cynical and has a lot of self-control.