Heinkel: This is some manner of devil!
Yumiko: Oh, this is adorable!
Integra: You’ve just recapped the whole concept of fangirls quite nicely.
Alucard fan 1: love your hat and glasses. I wish I could have you as a pet. I would take good care of you. I would let you sleep in my bed, have nice donor-blood and your own chewing-toys…..
Alucard fan 2: Is shapechange tiring? And where his guns goes when he is dog? He is so cute and sexy and scary and fascinating and fun and dangerous and deadly. He even looks so cool with all those fangs and coat and tie and sunglasses and boots and suit and hair!
Alucard fan 3: I love his cuteness, I love his power, I love his intelligence, I love his attitude, I love his style, I love the way he dresses,
Heinkel fan: Her hair is so swishy and reminds me of Haruka from Sailor Moon not just because she’s totally into women but also because she’s dead SEXY!
Yumiko fan: She’s got a split persona that kills ppls ^_^ What’s there not to love? Honestly she’s just sooooo cute when she’s all shy and then UBER cool when she’s Yumie!
Integra fan: she pwns anyone who stands against her. Even the mighty Alucard serves as her