Walter: We’re at the door — this is too easy.
Alucard fan 1: The only way you could really get a fair fight against Alucard would be if you could find some way to combine the entire cast of Dragonball Z, Godzilla, and an Eva unit, because I totally think Alucard could take out an Eva unit with just the “Sex Beam”, of course technically an Eva unit does have blood, and really anything with blood doesn’t stand a chance against Alucard
Alucard fan 2: Him and Integra are so together, too, they’re just hiding it, I bet. Alucard is just soooo cool, with his hat and his glasses and ohmigawd he’s soooo hawt!
Alucard fan 3: Makes my tummy tickle. I think you dress so cool, and I love
Alucard fan 4: Heaven would be Alucard dipped in chocolate. …Yeah, I’m a freak. I feel kind of silly ranting, to be honest. Oh well.
Fan 1: Heinkel is GORGEOUS!
Fan 2: Integra is so awesome.
Fan 3: It’s Yumiko XD
Walter: Oh dear.