Alucard (thinking): This must be either very early in London’s history, or…

Fundamental: A-ka-do? What’s going on?

I can’t wear this. It’s too small. Let me borrow your coat. And I’m scared. Take me home!

Alucard: …

Who in the name of all that is holy are you?

Fundamental: Oh, you silly vampire! It’s lil’ ol’ me, Fundamental! Your Master!