Integra (thinking): Something’s wrong…I’m shrinking faster! I can’t balance!
Integra: Alucard: HELP!!
Alucard: I never thought, when I was scaring the wits out of Renfield, that I was playing horsey for a 6-year-old at the same time…
Integra: Good doggie.
Integra (thinking): “Hakim”?…Records of my family were stolen…Oh. OH.
William: Isn’t that cute? My little sister Vivian was like that at her age…so eager to see something out of the ordinary.
William: Elephants, did you say?
Emma: Yes, that does sound like elephants.
Yumiko: Are elephants normal for England?
William: Oh, no. But we’re used to them, because of a friend of mine.
Integra (thinking): William Jones…a friend with elephants…I know there’s something important here!
William: Although Hakim always finds the most inconvenient times to drop in.
If you don’t know what Emma and her guest are talking about in the middle panel, go read . . . well, you know.
William: You’re really from Japan? Tell me all about it!
Yomiko: Well…I haven’t been there for a while…
Human!Helena: Did you hear? The “Hampstead Horror” hasn’t struck for four days.
Emma: Oh good. Those poor children!
Integra (thinking): Are we at the scene with the dogs and the cats?
Alucard (telepathy): Yes. I can hear Dracula calling them.
He’s not strong enough to hear me, though. He’s just calling the animals — cats, dogs, rats, moths — and they’re going to him. Only the strays, the wild ones. Tame pets are ignoring it — some dogs, horses…elephants?
Integra: Are you gonna eat that? No? Good.
Integra (thinking): You seem distracted.
Alucard (telepathy): I’m listening to the rats.
Integra (thinking): Rats?
Yomiko: Page 330 is the page with the rats!
Sexy . . . but horribly OOC . . . but sexy . . . but . . . but . . .
Shine Or Die: Director’s Cut With Commentary!
Erin: This crossover had a lot of deleted scenes; Xu here has far too many ideas, so many just didn’t fit in the pacing.
Xuanwu: This one in particular is also completely unrealistic. But it’s standard anime cliché.
Yomiko: This fits nicely.
Nenene: Has one watch entirely remains done the faact that it is the whole value which is paid?
[Integra’s pawned watch]
Seras: Hey, Miss Yomiko, you’ve got bigger boobs’n I used to have?
Heinkel: That’s it. I am not wearing a dress. I can pass for a boy.
Yomiko: Well, honey, I’m a D cup.
Nenene: She wears heavy clothing, so it’s hard to tell.
Seras: And so firm!
Yomiko: Eek! Don’t poke them!
Seras: Hey, she’s ticklish!
Yep! / Tickle attack!
Integra (thinking): This is very silly.
Is it any wonder this was dropped? (And that I then drew it anyway?)
Posted when the official US military policy regarding homosexuals was “don’t ask, don’t tell.”
Erin: “Second series blah blah blah…” Junk.
“Are you ever going to something something…” Junk.
“Blah blah Integra naked something low price…” …save for later. If it isn’t from a college, I don’t want to see it.
Like this one: “We are pleased to inform you that…” oh my FSM I’m in! I’m IN! Ladies and gentlemen, I’m going to West Point!
Erin: April Fool’s. D’you really think they’d let me into West Point? They’d boot me out the first time I ogled one of those sexy women in uniform.