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All’s Well That Ends Wells 85/120

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Literary references are a trademark of Yomiko’s – the more obscure, the better. Kala Nag is the name of an elephant from a few Rudyard Kipling stories.

[BANG BANG]
[WHOOSH]

Yomiko: Hold on up there, sir — I’m coming!

Excuse me, Kala Nag.

Elephant (thinking): Do I look like a ladder to you?

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Poor William and Emma. This just isn’t their day.

Yomiko: Sir Integra! What– WHOA!

Seras: Mr. Pip! Mr. Pip!

Integra: Get Wells! Go get Wells!

Heinkel: Grab the time machine!

Nenene: I feel like I came in late, here.

William: How do you think we feel?

Fangirl Karaoke: Gifts and Curses

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Jonathan “The Pip Fanboy” Gross brings us this rendition of Yellowcard’s “Gifts and Curses”. It was written for Spider-Man, but it fits Pip rather nicely. On with the show!

Seras, my girl
I would give up my world
To just give some bliss to you
Maybe have a kiss or two
I cannot stand to see you suffer so, suffer so
Ghouls are attacking so it’s time to go, time to go

(She is the one), that I will fight beside
(she is the one), my feelings I can’t hide
(she is the one), she puts the gleam in my eye

I see your face with every shot I take
And every bone I break, it’s all for you
And my worst pains are words I cannot say
Still I will always fight on for you

Seras, my love
Skin as white as a dove
The moon above shines for her
Below it I cry for her
We’re all so small in this house below, down below
What if I fall, then how would she know, would she know?

(She is the one), all that I wanted
(she is the one), my love is undaunted
(she is the one), it will last forever more

I see your face with every shot I take
And every bone I break, it’s all for you
And my worst pains are words I cannot say
Still I will always fight on for you
Fight on for you…

All’s Well That Ends Wells 83/120

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Wells: Looks like I came just in time. Heh heh…”time.” …Okay, I’m not funny.

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Seras: Look out!!

We’re gonna hit the elephant!

Nenene: {Maybe my English isn’t as good as I thought.}

Pip: Ooh, my heart.

All’s Well That Ends Wells 81/120

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Seras: Mr. Pip, how come Miss Nenene an’ Miss Yomiko are so cuddly?

Pip: Why, it’s because they’re lesbians, Seras. Can you say “lesbians”?

Nenene: Hey! Two women who possess the relationship which you worry cannot do without being the homosexual?

Hentai! Ecchi!

Pip: Hey! Don’t hit the old guy!

Yomiko: Besides…I’m bi.

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Those who’ve seen the R.O.D TV series will remember Yomiko using this trick, and will also remember that she needed Anita’s help to pull it off. I figure she can do it on her own, but was bluffing to get Anita to come with her.

Yomiko: Does it help if you’re braced?

Pip: Hey, yeah! You should market these things.

Yomiko: If I weren’t a secret agent, I might. This’ll slow us down.

Pip: We’d be slow anyway, with the kid.

Nenene: I have an idea, Yomiko-san, if you want to try it…

Pip: We are going to die.

All’s Well That Ends Wells 79/120

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Be careful what you wish for.

Nenene: Still no sign of Wells…

Pip: Drac’s gone.

Seras: My Master’s calling me!

We need to go to him. He found Wells!

Yomiko: All right. Let’s go.

Pip: Ow!

Ooh, my back. I never want to be old again!

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