Seras: Uh…

Seras (thinking): Master, there are people here!

Alucard: Aren’t they all watching the Super Bowl?

Seras: Apparently not…and I think they want a comic.

Alucard: I know some cheesy vampire jokes…

Seras: Please, just make it quick. We need a punch line, now!

Integra: What’s all the fuss out here for? I’m trying to watch the game.

Alucard: Never mind. Problem solved.

Integra: Good. Keep it that way.