Pip: You’re so tired of being judged by your appearance that you’re just running away from it entirely. Don’t forget, you are a cute little blonde with a cute figure! You’re also a smart, determined, loyal, and interesting young woman. Why can’t you be all of that at once, hm?
Now, me — I’m a strong, tough, funny, talented, smart, bad*** guy. Plus I like big boobs. At least I’m comfortable with it.