Guy #1: Hey, man, you’ve got a lady, right?

Bob: Yeah. Sho?

Guy #2: “Sho”, give our illushtrious captain some pointers.

Bob: I dunno…give ér schtuff. Y’know, flowersh, candy…birdsh dig that. An’ act shy. They think it’s shweet.

Pip: Shy? Me? She’ll never buy it. But flowers…flowers I can do.