Much of the dialog in the following scene comes from an AIM conversation with the appropriately usernamed Pip Bernadette.
Note from The Future: I have so much retroactive *facepalm* at most of this storyline. And not just the lines I didn’t write, either. Pip gets better later, honest.
Pip: Hey, boss! So how do I look in the uniform?
Integra: …Official. Captain, I called you here because a complaint against you has been raised which needs to be addressed.
I’m sure you can guess why.
Pip: Haven’t a clue, boss.
Integra: It was raised by senior officer Seras Victoria.
Pip: Oh. Now I do.