Luke was this year’s Person Who Gets Paired With Everyone.
Shoulder devil: As for specific ways to overload the fangirls…you could try appealing to the pairings they ship…
Absolutely not! Do you know what kind of romance that some of these depraved little creatures are interested in?
Fangirls (thinking): LukexAlucard! / LukexEnrico! / LukexKim! / LukexBaobhan sith! / LukexJan! / LukexMe!
Shoulder devil: Yes, actually.
Luke: Oh, right. You’re an evil demon.
Jan fan 1: because he’s a vampire and he drinks blood in a Coca-Cola bottle! So much BEEPing better than BEEPing coke- that stuff is BEEPing disgusting, but blood is ! good! (Damn right I like blood!) And the awesomeness never ends, and he can summon fire all by himself even if it burns him to pieces!
Jan fan 2: Valentine Brothers Rock!!
Jan fan 3: This does not seem to be a widely shared opinion, but that’s okay, more Jan for me. He’s also not afraid to speak his mind, which is also very sexy, even if speaking his mind means using several curses.
Integra fan 1: motivated, and dedicated! Plus she’s got a great body and well…