The US Marine occupying the prime position on not-Integra’s chest is Lance Corporal Jason C. Myers. So support the troops – you never know which ones may be Shine fans.
Shoulder devil: Fortunately for you, I know how to remove fangirls. Integra’s been through this before.
And, as her shoulder devil, I’m privy to all of her knowledge and experiences. So let me explain…
One explanation later:
Helena: Seems simple enough. …Are they all right?
Helena fan 1: play a game of Trivial Pursuit with her. No one is cooler than Helena, cause she’s the one who creeps out Incognito and she’s nice to Seras, like no one else is
Integra fan 1: and Integra pulls her sword on Father Anderson – squee girls with big swords squee! – and Integra shoots things and Integra’s
Integra fan 2: cut through a persons soul that freeze sound… the sage green suit lends dignity and grace to her appearance and aura…
Integra fan 3: No one gets away with disrespecting her! She’s too awesome!! She’s like a goddess!!! I bow down to her! She IS my goddess! All hail Integra and her sexiness!
Integra fan 4: Do I need to send in letters of recommendation from my friends? they know how much i love her.
Jan fan 1: They’d look better if they were silver instead of gold but silver burns and that’s not fair because poor Janni can’t use silver. But that’s OK
Jan fan 2: And Seras was so mean too, you can’t attack from the back!