The one and only fangirl timid enough to leave when asked.

Fangirl: Oh…well, if that’s how it is…sorry I bothered you…

Helena: Wait, are you implying–

Fan 1: You’re proof, and so is she, and even Luke looks pretty despite his fugly face! OMG, she looks so cool in her suit! Don’t formal clothes just ROCK! Yeah! FORMAL!!! OMG I’m gonna dress just like her for my next birthday and I’m gonna have a black forest cake with chocolate icing and on the top it will say ‘HELLSING We will never give up and despair, we are on a mission from GOD’ and I’ll get a butler to cut it with dental floss while I put yellow roses in a paper-shredder!!! And the whole gang will be there, even Iscariot cosplayers and Nazi cosplayers!

Fan 2: I JUST LOVE HER AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!!

Helena: …

Fan 3: People should just leave her alone so she can read. Like that stupid cop that hit on Seras before he blew up in a firey ball of revenge. SMOTE BY THE LITERATURE GODS!

Fan 4: and that’s totally spiffy. She’s so awesome, I bet there’s not a crossword puzzle in the world she can’t handle, and I’d love to

Helena: Now, why can’t they all be like that?

Fan 5 (thinking): Why aren’t you ranting out loud?

Fan 6 (thinking): Well, I don’t want to bother Helena!

Fan 7: I’M AN ABSOLUTE MANIAC!!! MY OBSESSION WITH SIR INTEGRA FAIRBROOK WINGATES HELLSING KNOWS NO BOUNDS! I BOW IN AWE OF HER