Laura: So you’re the demonic side of Integra? All that is self-serving, hedonistic, and base about her? And in that outfit? The more I think about it, the more I like it.
You sound like yo’d be up for some “fun”…
Shoulder devil: Don’t touch me.
Laura: …what? But…I thought…
Shoulder devil: You’re still in Hell. I would only have “fun” with you if I were certain that you would not enjoy it at all.
Fan 1: INTEGRA IS THE SEXIEST WOMEN IN MY LITTLE WORLD. I love Integra. If I had the chance I would grab onto her and never let her go.
Fan 2: Integra is the hottest thing to come to anime since catgirls! She don’t take **** from nobody, she leads from the front, and she ain’t afraid to get a little dirty, ain’t nothin sexier about a woman then that!
Fan 3: OMF-ing-G… Is that Integral? Look, Helena, her hair’s like yours! She’s so pretty!! Wh00t! Moonbeam blonde makes all characters pretty!
Fan 4: if I get my Hellsing fix before i leave for school, every other word out of my mouth has SOMETHING to do with Integra…which surprises me on why my friends haven’t told me to shut up yet…
Fan 5: sometimes she does ahd then you know it’s time to take cover, because she gets angry and mean, and OH she is so cute when she’s angry, I like her because she is a strong and independent woman who won’t take **** from any one and she’s really powerful and oh so beautiful…. whew.