Baalberith: Well, put someone on it full-time! Look, I have connections. Mess with me, and it’ll get back to the big man himself…I don’t care how much you’re busy with!

Shoulder devil: Baalberith, do you have a moment?

Baalberith: Eh? I’ll call you back in a minute.

You just couldn’t stay away from me, could you, baby?

Shoulder devil: Don’t flatter yourself.