Here’s the ironically named Angel the Helena fangirl.

Helena: Do any of you even have any ideas?

Jan: Nothin’ besides bleepin’ divine intervention.

Incognito: …Like that?

Helena: No, that’s just a fangirl with fake wings on. Do try to stay on topic.

Fan 1: And the piercings, too! Awesome style. They’re everywhere! In fact, they’re probably even in some places I’d rather NOT know that they are, but who gives a BEEP?

Fan 2: Walter was so mean when he cut Jan’s arm!

Fan 3: making him even cooler than before, if that is possible. And you know, he’s just plain sexy with the piercings and all.

Fan 4: Oh where do I start? Helena is so cool! She is the ONLY one in Hellsing who likes to read as much as I do, and if I was a vampire I’d want to spend all my time with her so we could talk about all the books we’d read and we could figure out what else we’d like to read. I love her little library with the opera and the candles.