Helena: Oh, hell.
Fan 1: Helena! I’ll love you and squeeze you and love you until you die, except you’re already dead so that’s okay then! Actually, you’re double-dead ’cause of that, but that’s okay, ’cause it worked for Jack Skellington. We’re perfect together! I’m smart, you’re smart. You like books, I like books…We can do everything together. I can show you the internet, and Halo, and…That seems vaguely pedophilic…I know! I’ll be a father figure! That’s okay, right? I’ll take you to school, and tuck you in at night…That’s not wrong…I think…
Fan 2: OMFG!!! HELENA!!! OMG, Helena is the coolest vampire ever and she’s so
Fan 3: Wow! Helena is so cool, I love her look and the way she talks!!
Fan 4: Helena is just such a deep character,
Fan 5: Helenaissocoolandsocalmandshereadsthecoolest bookseverandshe’ssoyoungandsocuteand