Enter Hannah the Jan fangirl.

Fangirl: holy *bleeping bleep* Jan is the best *bleeping* character known to *bleeping* man!!! he’s so *bleeping* nifty and shmexy and he has those PIERCINGS and hes got that *bleeping* fabulously amazing BEANIE!!! omg!! How could anyone not LOVE JAN???? JAN is the *BLEEPING BLEEP*!! I love the way he SWEARS ALL THE *BLEEPING* TIME!! and hes so shmexy with his

Jan: Oh, bleep, another bleeper!

Fangirl: gorgeous little dialated eyes that make him look so cool and he has that awsome eye on his hat!!!! And his name is just so *bleeping* cool cause its Jan VALENTINE! and hes soooo nifty I can’t talk about all the spiffy *bleeping* niftynesss!!!! And I LOVE THAT HE *BLEEPING* SWEARS ALL THE *BLEEPING* TIME!!!!!!!!

Jan: You better not bleepin’ make me snog anyone, bleep.

Fangirl: Who cares about pairings as long as there’s Jan?

Jan: I don’t bleepin’ trust you bleepers anymore.