Jan: Why the beelping bleep would any bleeping fangirl choose my bleep brother over me? I am the bleeping bleep! I bleeping rule!
Jan: Now what the bleep is that?
Fangirl: I love Jan!!! He’s so awesomly cool with his lovely piercings and the cap tops it off. / Jan is so hot and sexy. / Jan is so bleeping awesome! Ok, so he may have a cussing problem….
Jan: About bleeping time.