Add Alison the Luke fangirl to the mix, and Jan starts getting jealous.
Luke (thinking): I get two? Well, I suppose it’s only natural.
Fangirl: I don’t consider my obsession as a rant, but I do like Luke. It was Jan I started liking, but then transgressed to Luke.
I guess there’s something about Luke (his intelligence, personality, his hair) that I can’t help but notice!
Jan: Bleep it, what the bleep is wrong with that bleeping thing?