Note from 2017: Back in the day I had a note about Republican voters not actually going to Hell…but that may no longer apply, considering how wholeheartedly the party has embraced greed, wrath, hating thy neighbor, bearing false witness, and more.

In Hell, along with the circles reserved for the major sins (greed, lust, voting Republican, and so on), there is a subcircle solely for those souls whose sin was disrupting the mission of Integra Hellsing.

Naturally, most of the characters in Hellsing who die end up here.

Let’s see how they’re doing.

“Laura” the baobhan sith: Are you sure this is necessary?

Sett: *sssigh* Mussst I recap?

Today there is a weaknesss in the sssubssstanccce of reality itssself. At htisss moment, boundariesss may be transsscccended and barriersss broken. our bessst chanccce to get ourssselvesss out of Hell is now.

But the ritual requiresss a virgin sssacrificcce!

Laura: And I still technically qualify. Right.

Incognito: [wingdings]

Others: It’s working! / We’re getting a portal!

[EEEEEEEEEEE!!]

Laura: Is it supposed to sound like that?

Sett: Oh sssmeg.