June 2005 – SHINE

Fangirls Are Hell 16/60

30 June 2005 Erin Ptah No Comments

Sean and Lake the Luke fanboys enter, while Kim, as usual, thinks about TV.

[EEEEEEEEEEE!!]
[EEEEEEEEEEE!!]
Kim (thinking): So…”fangirls” can compel a hot blond guy to make out with his dead brother.
Fanboy: Take a look at Luke. He looks like Alucard with blonde hair and it makes him look soooo handsome! Look at how even
Kim (thinking): (And they don’t need to be female, either; some are more like “fanboys”.)
Fanboy 1: Alucard praised him in Order 6. He’s sooo cool and relaxed about everything until Alucard went all crazy on him and killed him ;-;. I think that Luke would definitely come out
Kim (thinking): Oh, think of the ratings that would bring!
Luke: Don’t say “dogging”!
Fanboy 2: Luke is simply the perfect example of a undogging mind set.

Fangirls Are Hell 15/60

29 June 2005 Erin Ptah No Comments

Enter Hannah the Jan fangirl.

Fangirl: holy *bleeping bleep* Jan is the best *bleeping* character known to *bleeping* man!!! he’s so *bleeping* nifty and shmexy and he has those PIERCINGS and hes got that *bleeping* fabulously amazing BEANIE!!! omg!! How could anyone not LOVE JAN???? JAN is the *BLEEPING BLEEP*!! I love the way he SWEARS ALL THE *BLEEPING* TIME!! and hes so shmexy with his
Jan: Oh, bleep, another bleeper!
Fangirl: gorgeous little dialated eyes that make him look so cool and he has that awsome eye on his hat!!!! And his name is just so *bleeping* cool cause its Jan VALENTINE! and hes soooo nifty I can’t talk about all the spiffy *bleeping* niftynesss!!!! And I LOVE THAT HE *BLEEPING* SWEARS ALL THE *BLEEPING* TIME!!!!!!!!
Jan: You better not bleepin’ make me snog anyone, bleep.
Fangirl: Who cares about pairings as long as there’s Jan?
Jan: I don’t bleepin’ trust you bleepers anymore.

Fangirls Are Hell 14/60

28 June 2005 Erin Ptah No Comments

Luke: Aaaahhhhoww!
Luke (thinking): How many tongue piercings does he have?
Jan: Blaarrgh!
You are a sick bleep, bro! A bleeping sick bleep!
Luke: Aah yuu thaying thangirlth did thith?
Fangirl: Teehee~!
Laura: Exactly.
Luke: Buh…tha’ wath inthane!
Laura: Plausibility makes no difference to them.
Jan: Well, then, you bleeps are bleepin’ sick!!
Fangirls: Hee! Jan’s swearing at us! / Party!

Fangirls Are Hell 13/60

27 June 2005 Erin Ptah No Comments

For once, it’s Luke as well as Jan screaming the obscenities.

Note from The Future: continuity error! Paul Wilson shouldn’t be in the background yet….

Luke/Jan: WHAT THE BLEEP?
Laura: Does that answer your question?

Wingate Garth

26 June 2005 Erin Ptah No Comments

I have lived in this neighborhood for fourteen years and I only just noticed this street sign. I can’t decide if I should hand in my Integra fan license or beg my parents to move here. Maybe I’ll do both.

Art Interlude: Sailor Girlycard

25 June 2005 Erin Ptah No Comments

Filler art, found here. This one was commissioned.

Fangirls Are Hell 12/60

24 June 2005 Erin Ptah No Comments

Fangirl: blonde hair like mine
Jan: Shut the bleep up, bleep! What the bleep could go wrong with…
Fangirl: and he puts it in a nice little pony tail and thats coolies cool and luke is a total bishounen and luke ROCKS!!!
Jan: …with…

Fangirls Are Hell 11/60

23 June 2005 Erin Ptah No Comments

Sett: Your ssspeculationsss on the dangersss of fangirlsss are most assstute, baobhan sssith.
Laura: How much do you know about these things, Sett?
Sett: Plenty. For instanccce…
Laura: Luke! Jan! We need to get these things off, now!!

Reporter-girl Kim. Let it be said that I tend to portray her in Shine as more twisted than I think she actually is, in order to justify her being in Hell. If this comic were entirely serious, I’d put her in Heaven.

Fangirl: It would take a lot to make a cooler hat then that. I want to take it from you because it is so cool. The piercings are also very cool too. I mean I can’t even count how many you have so it must be a lot! I want that many piercings one day
Jan: Four of the little bleepers, bleep yeah! We’re pimpin’ now!
Fangirl: I can run around and be all Jan-like then I it will be so cool. You should get another army of ghouls together and try to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! That would be even cooler!
Kim: Given the size and proportions of those beings, that brings a very disturbing image to mind.
Jan: Who the bleep asked you?
Fangirl: luke is awesome and awesome and luke could kill alucard if he could do that BIg EvIl SCaRy thing alucard does but thats okay that he can’t cus then he’d be all creepy like and luke has long
Kim: And me without my camera…
Jan: You’re bleepin’ sick, bleep!

Fangirls Are Hell 9/60

21 June 2005 Erin Ptah No Comments

Enter Katie the Luke fangirl and Sophia the Jan fangirl.

[EEEEEEEEEEE!!]
[EEEEEEEEEEE!!]
Luke: More of them!
Jan: Bleep yeah!
Fangirl: just how he’s always got this grinning, wide-eyed expression on his face. And the piercings! Way cool! he’s just so bleeping awesome-looking!
Fangirl: I’m such a cute little devil but compared to Jan I’m a tick on the side of a road. And that’s why no matter what Jan is the best!
Fangirl: So many shinies on Jan’s handsome face.
Laura: Careful, you two! These things are too good to be true. There must be a catch.
Fangirl: uke is so tall and luke is so pretty and
Fangirl: OMFG! IT’S JAN! I LOVE YOU! You are like so **** cool. Lets have a crazy go nuts party now! W00t. You are so coo! I love your hat. The hat is one of the coolest hats ever!
Jan: What the bleep gives you that idea?
Laura: Well, we are in Hell.

SHINE

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