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Cats Are People Too 43/54

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Pip: So, boss, why are you lettin’ him do this? You usually keep ‘im on a short leash…

Reseda (flashback): …someone stays down.

Alucard (flashback, telepathy to Integra): Pleeeeeeeease?

Integra: Call it an act of Christian charity. Now let’s go watch.

Cats Are People Too 42/54

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Alucard: Why?

Reseda: Eternity is boring. And I heard somewhere that you were looking for a good sparring partner.

Reseda (telepathy): Something very odd is going on here. And I’m not leaving until I find out what.

Reseda: Let’s make it a simple challenge. Fight ’till sunrise or somebody stays down.

Alucard (telepathy): What’s at stake?

Reseda (telepathy): Whatever you like. Your fledgling. The impatient blonde human, perhaps.

Alucard: Accepted.

Integra: Not in my house!!

Pip, The Vampire Hunter

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Rejected punch line for Pip: “Of course ai em French! Why do you zink I have zis ree-diculous accent?”

Pip Bernadette is…The Vampire Hunter

Pip: G’day, mates!

Today we’re hot on the trail of a rare young English vampire!

Careful now. She looks cute enough, but this lil’ critter can drain me of blood an’ turn me into a mindless walkin’ corpse without breakin’ a sweat. Let’s get closer!

Seras: Captain? What are you doing?

Uh…

Pip: Crikey, look at th’ build on this ‘un! Now there’s a sight ye don’t see every day!

Seras: Back off!

Pip: Gotta watch out for those fangs, though!

Erin: Cut!

Sorry, guys, I’ve just had a note from the producers…It seems that the common assumption that Pip’s Australian is wrong — he’s French. So the whole basis of this parody is faulty.

Pip: Of course I’m French.

Erin: You knew?

Pip: Why wouldn’t I?

Erin: You could’ve told me that earlier, you know.

Pip: What, and miss out on the fun?

Seras: In a moment I’m going to get my gun back out.

Cats Are People Too 40/54

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Reseda: Where is she?

Seras: Dead.

Reseda: How?

Seras: Another vampire, called Incognito.

Reseda: Where is he?

Seras: Dead.

Reseda: How?

Seras: My Master.

Reseda: Good.

Seras: She said her spirit would wander the sky forever…

Reseda: Melodramatic and sappy. That’s Helena, all right.

Pip: You will explain this to me one day, right?

Art Interlude: Ladies of Oblivion

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Fanart for a completely different comic: Helena, “Laura”, and Kim as they appear in Oblivion. (All the anime-only characters band together, to crash the manga plot and get their due.)

The baobhan sith frequently has to be reminded to keep her hands off of her female co-workers…

Also on Deviantart.

Cats Are People Too 39/54

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Pip’s thoughts: “Okay, it’s official – I’m completely lost.”

Integra: We don’t negotiate with vampires.

Reseda: Fair enough.

Reseda (telepathy): What do you go by now?

Seras: [gasp]

Alucard (telepathy): Alucard. And you?

Reseda (telepathy): Reseda.

Reseda (out loud): Alucard, have you seen Helena?

Alucard: No, but I believe my fledgling has.

Pip (thinking): Alors, c’est officiel — je suis completement perdu.

Cats Are People Too 38/54

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References to the secret organizations from the shows Silent Mobius and You-Gen-Kai-Sya, respectively.

Seras: You’re speaking of my Master?

Reseda: Of course not.

Your Master’s not the sociable type, fledgling. I only showed up here because I was hoping he could help me.

Him, or the local vampire hunters. What are you guys called? The A.M.P.? You-gen-kai-sya?

Walter: Wrong anime.

Reseda: Oh, right. Hellsing.

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