Seras: Sir Integra, you can’t let him be in charge!
Integra: Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem to be my choice.
…if you can think of a law that he’s violated…
Seras: I’d say sexual harassment, but didn’t the Puritans tend to blame the woman for that sort of thing anyway?
Integra: Yes, but remember: they’re also a strict moral theocracy.
Seras: Well, in that case, irreverently long hair.
Integra: That counts.