I’m actually surprised none of these fans are WalterxPip shippers. (It doesn’t make sense, but then neither do a lot of pairings.)

Pip: Say, Walter… why exactly do we want these things off? I’m not havin’ any problems with ’em.

Walter: Well, Captain…

… supposed one of those fangirls supports pairing you with me?

Fangirl: I will find any reason at all, and even make a few things up, in order to pick out a yaoi pairing.

Pip: Okay, I see the problem now.

Seras (thinking): Should I stop them? They do seem to be having sun…