I’m actually surprised none of these fans are WalterxPip shippers. (It doesn’t make sense, but then neither do a lot of pairings.)
Pip: Say, Walter… why exactly do we want these things off? I’m not havin’ any problems with ’em.
Walter: Well, Captain…
… supposed one of those fangirls supports pairing you with me?
Fangirl: I will find any reason at all, and even make a few things up, in order to pick out a yaoi pairing.
Pip: Okay, I see the problem now.
Seras (thinking): Should I stop them? They do seem to be having sun…