Anderson: All right. I feel clean enough to go rejoin the others.

Fangirl: The play between the Catholics/Protestants in the series is brilliant. I see real tension between Alucard and Anderson that could easily be argued as sexual, but definitely not romantic. I see the pairing as one more facet in a fight for control and power. I’m probably not what you’d call a yaoi fangirl, but for some reason it just makes sense to me.

Integra: What’s this? A calm and thoughtful rant from a fangirl?

Fangirl: And besides, Anderson’s so hot and Anderson’s so cool and he could totally kick anyone’s ass, and Anderson’s accent makes me want to do naughty things, and Anderson has this awesome huge cross bling….

Integra: Never mind.