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Little Enrico’s Halloween 7/7

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Enrico: Yeah!

Heinkel: That was amazing!

Heinkel (present): Oh please.

That is not how it happened and you know it.

Enrico: Now really, Heinkel! Who’s telling this story, anyway?

Actually, I shouldn’t be telling this at all tonight of all nights, I can’t relax and let my duties be neglected.

Heinkel: Alex was in costume as the Grim Reaper. When he came in, Enrico and Yumiko got scared and ran off. Upon finding them, it took Enrico’s mom ten minutes to talk them into coming out from under the bed.

Renaldo: Ah.

Heinkel: Happy Halloween, by the way.

Limited release complete. See you next time!

Little Enrico’s Halloween 6/7

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Yumie: He spilled — my — candy…

Yumie: Kyaaaa!!

[CLASH!]

Enrico: Woohoo! Go Yumie!

Heinkel: All riiiiiight! Nobody expects the Yumie Inquisition!

Little Enrico’s Halloween 5/7

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Alex (thinking): A werewolf, a fraud in the shape of the Pope, and their hooded companion, doubtless demonic… they must be stopped.

Alex: In the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Ghost — AMEN!

Children: [screaming]

Yumiko: Eek!

Heinkel: Yumiko!

[clak]

Little Enrico’s Halloween 4/7

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Enrico: Thanks!

Yumiko: And God bless you!

Heinkel: Rico, don’t look now, but…

Heinkel: … I think we’re being followed.

Enrico: Oh no! What if it’s a vampire?

Yumiko: A vampire?

Enrico: Uh-huh! Halloween is the best night of the year for evil creatures like that. Vampires and werewolves and demons and… and… and Buddhists all get more power tonight!

Little Enrico’s Halloween 3/7

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Mother Maxwell: Now remember to thank and bless everyone who gives you something.

Enrico: Uh-huh, uh-huh.

ding-dong

Mother Maxwell: Ah, your friends must be here.

Mother Maxwell: Heinkel, Yumiko, you look adorable.

Yumiko: Thanks, Mother Maxwell! Hi, ‘Rico!

Heinkel: Heya, ‘Rico.

Mother Maxwell: Heinkel, you’re a wolf?

Heinkel: Not just any wolf! I’m the wolf from the desert from Jeremiah 5:6!

Heinkel: Which means I shall destroy sinners! Grr!

Enrico: So cool!

Enrico: What are you, Yumiko?

Yumiko: I’m a member of the Spanish Inquisition!

Enrico: Awesome!

Yumiko: Thanks, it was Yumie’s idea.

Little Enrico’s Halloween 2/7

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Mother Maxwell: Now remember to thank and bless everyone who gives you something.

Enrico: Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Erin: Excuse me…

Enrico: Do you mind? I’m trying to do a flashback here.

Erin: Oh, I won’t be long, don’t worry.

Erin: I just wanted to let you all know that it’s my birthday. My seventeenth, actually. (And I haven’t gotten my driver’s license yet. Sad, eh?) So, you know, if you wanted to wish me a happy one… today’s the day!

Enrico: Happy birthday. Can we get back to me now?

Erin: By all means!

Little Enrico’s Halloween 1/7

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Enrico: Halloween… a disconcertingly pagan holiday, unconsciously or deliberately spreading irreverence and heresy among the young.

Renaldo: Father Maxwell, is it really that bad? It isn’t as if any pagan sect is actively wielding Halloween as a threat to Catholicism. It’s almost a secular holiday.

Enrico: Yes, but have you seen some of the costumes? Devils! Witches! Ghosts! Children dress up in heretical outfits for the sake of material pleasure.

Renaldo: Come now, sir, didn’t you ever go out for the candy?

Enrico: Oh certainly. But you can bet I wasn’t heretical about it.

Mother Maxwell: Enrico, you’re the cutest little Pope that I’ve ever seen…

Integra In The Field

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Pip: So… what’s so great about Sir Integra, anyway?

Pip: I mean, she talks tough, but so far all she’s done is give orders from her office. And get rescued from a desert island. What’s she ever done in the field?

Pip: ‘Ere now, that is all I’ve seen! If there’s more don’t get mad – just tell me.

Seras: Oh, I will.

[Screencaps]

Seras: (She uses her sword on him in the manga.)

Pip: Wow. That is pretty amazing. She sounds like a force to be reckoned with. Excuse me for a moment.

Pip: Er, guys? That little prank we were planning… we may have to reconsider.

Wild Geese: Does that mean we have to return the mongoose?

Fangirl Aftermath #3: Alucard and Integral

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Integra: Alucard.

Alucard: Yes?

Integra: Just to be perfectly clear…

Integra: … no matter what the fangirls think, I am not, by any stretch of the imagination, in love with you.

Alucard: Understood.

Alucard: Nor I you.

Integra: Understood.

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