Blimey, what’ve I been missing?
Seras: It’s fangirls, Captain. It’s all due to the influence of the fangirls.
They see romantic relationships everywhere, and try to make them happen, starting with kisses. They had Alucard kiss me, then Walter did. Then Sir Integra almost…
Pip: Hey, I woulda paid good money to see that!
Integra: Captain, do keep in mind who pays your salary.
Pip: Eheh… sorry, boss.