Enrico: Anderson, stop! We have a common enemy to deal with, you can’t be wasting time fighting that vampire!

Integra: Alucard, stand down.

Fangirl: Alex! I love Alex! He’s really strong and really tall and he needs to shave and comb his hair and his glasses are great, gotta love that scar too, and

Anderson: Don’t think you’ll walk away from this, vampire.

Alucard: I look forward to it, paladin.

Fangirl: his coat is all flowing and stuff, and I love that Scottish accent, and

Integra: Your paladin isn’t listening.

Enrico: Neither is your vampire.

Fangirl: his blades are so cool and creative and pointy and he wears boots and has sharp teeth and he’s so determined and has a great sense of honor and he’s….

Integra: It seems we both have troublesome subordinates. Shall we take cover?

Enrico: Good idea.