Direct quote. (Alas, we broke up before figuring out how to get through to the Hellsing universe.)
Erin: This email was phrased with a lot of politeness and “no offense”s, but the gist of the question was this:
Email: Are you a lesbian?
Erin: Now, how shall I put this…
Erin: Does that answer your question?
Erin’s girlfriend: Ahem.
Erin: Ummm… it’s not what you think… It was just a demonstration, and it isn’t like she’s a real person anyway… she’s just an anime character… admittedly, a really hot anime character, but… okay, I’m out of excuses.
Erin’s girlfriend: Up for a little ménage à trots?
Erin: Have I told you lately that I love you? ‘Cause I do.
Integra: Alucard! Help!!