Direct quote. (Alas, we broke up before figuring out how to get through to the Hellsing universe.)

Erin: This email was phrased with a lot of politeness and “no offense”s, but the gist of the question was this:

Email: Are you a lesbian?

Erin: Now, how shall I put this…

[Smooch]

Erin: Does that answer your question?

Erin’s girlfriend: Ahem.

Erin: Eheheh…

Erin’s girlfriend

Erin: Ummm… it’s not what you think… It was just a demonstration, and it isn’t like she’s a real person anyway… she’s just an anime character… admittedly, a really hot anime character, but… okay, I’m out of excuses.

Erin’s girlfriend: Up for a little ménage à trots?

Erin: Have I told you lately that I love you? ‘Cause I do.

Integra: Alucard! Help!!