Alucard: Early on–very early, mind you–five inches.
Anderson: Also early, very early–six inches.
Alucard: But then… seven inches.
Anderson: At next measurement… eight and a half inches.
Alucard: Ten inches!
Anderson: Twelve inches!
Seras: Sir Integral, I really don’t think we should be intruding on this conversation…
Alucard: Sixteen!
Anderson: Twenty!
Integra: Seventy-two.
Alucard: Gun size?
Anderson: Knife size?
Integra: Cannon size. Now get back to the actual battle.