Enrico: How vile… using your unnatural powers to subdue these creatures. I would never stoop to such base trickery!

Nor would I ever allow these creatures to defile my beautiful God-given hair–

Fangirls: Eeeeeeeeeee. Enrico’s being vain ‘n’ snarky!

Let’s just do it just to annoy him!

Enrico: I should have known.