Enrico: How vile… using your unnatural powers to subdue these creatures. I would never stoop to such base trickery!
Nor would I ever allow these creatures to defile my beautiful God-given hair–
Fangirls: Eeeeeeeeeee. Enrico’s being vain ‘n’ snarky!
Let’s just do it just to annoy him!
Enrico: I should have known.