Seras (thinking): Well, that was nerve-wracking… I never could’ve looked her in the eye again if she’d managed to… kiss me. She does have a tasty-looking neck, though.
Ahhh! Where did that thought come from?!
Seras: All right, which of you pairs me with Sir Integra?
Fangirls: Not me! Not me! Not me! Not me! Not me! Not me!
Seras (thinking): Uh-oh. Then… that must mean I…
Alucard (telepathy): Fighting your vampiric instincts again, Police Girl?
Seras: Oh, right! That’s what it is! Vampiric instincts! Never thought I’d be so glad to have those…