Seras: Between the fanboys and lesbian fangirls. At least one of them will probably pair me with…

Fangirl: Unlike Seras, of is totally unless and can seldom attract fanboys who aren’t solely interested in her everexpanding bust size, and skimpy uniform. Why does she wear that anyway? Did Integra assign her it?….

… oh no. Sir, please snap out of it! There must be something to say that can shock you back to reality…

Fangirl:But Integra could get a girl so much better if she wanted!

Integra: That was it.

Fangirl: WTH?! AxI makes more sense! JUST SAY NO TO AxS! Seras, BAD! Integra, GOOD!

Seras (thinking): I don’t know whether to be relieved or insulted…