How do Enrico fangirls like Sarah “EEE ISCARIOT ^^” Dempster get these ideas about him?
Enrico: I’d never thought I’d see the day… but here it is: all the major members of Hellsing are fallen at my feet.
Fangirl: YEYMAXWELL! Maxwell is so cool! HE likes having fun! He’s the best Catholic in the world! No not the world the UNIVERSE! And he’s so animated! He’s funny and cute and fun to draw and…he smokes but I’m sure he could quit! Cause enrico maxwell can do ANYTHING! He makes Johnny Depp’s “Jack Sparrow” look like lunch meat! Not that he already did anyway! He whoops Orlando Vloom out the door! -AND- he has enough style to give YELLOW roses instead of red! HURRAY FOR MAXWELL! I bet if he wanted to he could take out Alucard and then Andersong would bow down!
Integra: Unless you have as much confidence in yourself as that fangirl does, I suggest you reconsider your statement.