Seras: So… what pairing do you support?

Fanboy: I don’t believe romance belongs in Hellsing.

Seras: Oh, good…

Fanboy: But I do wish I could be there to help you through your changes. Maybe as a friend, maybe as something more…

Seras: Eeeeek! Perverted fanboy!

Fanboy: I also support gratuitous pyrotechnics.