That’s Kalie the Integra fangirl; she founded the Hellsing guild on Neopets.
Fangirl (background): the way he acts towards Integra is so cute. As a vampire he kicks major *** and could take the whole Vatican down if he pleased.
Integra (thinking): Have to get out of range…
Fangirl 1: Cool Integra pose!
Fangirl 2: I absolutely love Integra! She doesn’t take any **** from anybody! She could take all of Iscariot by herself! And Alucard is so cool and the two of them should get to get together and kick vampire and Iscariot butt!
Integra (thinking): Not again! Two steps towards the door and this happens! I need help!
Walter: Spider-sense… tingling!